John Stamos is Greek. He’s really Greek. As in he’s really into being Greek, and he plays Greek roles, and he promotes Greek products. John Stamos is so Greek (How Greek is he!?), he’s so Greek that he had the producers of Full House change the character of Uncle Jesse from Jesse Cochran to Jesse Katsopolis. Now I have no problem with Greek pride or Jesse being Greek - the world keeps spinning, the Rippers keep ripping - my problem is are we seriously supposed to believe that those little blonde girls are half Greek?
This is the post that killed me.